I'm sick of coughing. And I'm sure everyone around me is sick of listening to me cough. I sound like an 80 year old bingo player with a 5 pack a day habit. Or my aunt Melva. (If you are reading this and you know Aunt Melva, please do not tell her I said this because she will kick my ass and I am terrified of her.)(You would be too.)
Natalie Portman best actress?? Really Oscar?? I saw the Black Swan and I have to say I strongly disagree. The girl is awesome at crying on cue. But that does not a best actress make. Puh-leeeez.
Kudos on the choice of Colin Firth and The King's Speech. I heartily agree. I will be Mrs. Colin Firth in my next life. You will all be invited to the wedding. I will wear these shoes. You will all oohh and aahh and be really jealous of my shoes and new husband.
I think Charlie Sheen needs to SHUT UP. He and Lindsay Lohan should runaway together. To the Moon.
My in this life husband, the amazing Uberman, is making custom t-shirts. Email me if you are interested. No, really.
Are you guys watching Party Down on Netflix? If not, you are not as cool as I am.
Although, Travis hated Party Down. Travis has really bad taste in movies and TV shows. And also music. Travis loves Cold Play. Need I say more?
My puppies are cuter than your puppies.
Everyone I know is pregnant. If this is a contagious epidemic, I am going to be pissed.
I've been craving chocolate cake for two weeks. Fat camp sucks.
My kids have spring break in two weeks and I have the week off with them. I am so excited I can hardly stand it.
Okay this was fun. Let's do it again soon.