Thursday, June 17, 2010

It's Thursday and I'm feeling random so this is gonna be a lame post. Plus I spend the whole time telling you what to do.

Oh my gosh you guys. I have had such an overwhelming response about my idea of having an interview series! You guys are all such attention whores. But that is even better for me! What started out as a whim, a last ditch effort to save me from blogger's block, has turned into the most exciting thing since I found Steve Madden peep toe sling backs at Ross for $9.99. I know dudes. I am PSYCHED! If you are interested in being interviewed, email me. I would be happy to showcase your talents or lack there of. This is gonna be so awesome!

In other news, I am thoroughly enjoying my new career adventure so far. Right now I am in training, which can suck at times, but I really like almost everyone in my class. And after working in a small building with the same eight obnoxious assholes people for the last two years, it so fabulous to be in a building with 3000 people to make friends with and talk about to. I love looking at what everyone is wearing. So fun! Getting up at 5:oo am, however?? Not so fun. I want to go all Office Space on my alarm clock every morning.

Yesterday morning, I actually saw a little person walking a pony. On a harness. I guess it could have been a miniature horse, I don't really know. I don't know the difference and furthermore don't really care. The point is, seeing a little person walking down the street with a pony on a harness is like seeing a shooting star. I didn't know if I should make a wish or buy a lottery ticket, but I knew it was gonna be a good day. I mean how could it not be, right?

Ubes and I started watching a new show on the Travel Channel called Bert the Conqueror. You guys. I was practically peeing my pants watching this show. This guy, Bert, duh, travels the world facing his fears on different amusement park rides. His reaction is hilarious. I could not breathe, I was laughing so hard. Check him out.

Are any of you on Twitter? I know some of you are. I feel like I am finally getting into the swing of things Twitter-wise. I have finally figured out how to use it to best suit my needs. It helps that I don't seem to get a lot of fake followers anymore. Most of the fake followers are porn sites. I call them Twatters. I know, clever, right? I am funny. Not sure if you have heard.

Anyhoo, one of my favorite Twitterers . . . Tweeters? People I follow? Hell I don't know what you call them. Maybe I don't get Twitter after all. ANYWAY, sheesh, I really enjoy Dave Hill. Freaking hilarious comedian/musician and "highly boneable public figure." He's quirky and goofy and oddly clever and I find myself laughing out loud when I read his tweets. You may not like him, but I do and that makes me cool. You can also read his blog here. He used to have a show on the now defunct Mojo network called The King of Miami. Just a suggestion. If you don't like him, you are weird. But I think I can overlook that and we can still be friends.

What else is going on?? Hmmmm.....

OH! Last night Ubes, The Best Man, the Best Man's girl Ethel and I got to go to a test screening of a kick ass new movie that is not even coming out until August! It was awesome! And I am not even allowed to talk about it or tell you the name of the movie or anything or I could be sued. Swear to God. I had to sign a paper and everything. And I got frisked going into the theater. Which, I am not going to lie, was kind of enjoyable. But I couldn't bring my cell phone in and I felt naked and weird. I mean what do people do with all that time before the movie starts? Ethel and I were all "This sucks. I wonder what's going on on Facebook right now. I wonder who is texting me..." It was awful. Even the popcorn Ubes bought me didn't make me feel better. But then the super secret totally awesome movie started and it was all good again. As soon as I am legally allowed to do a review, I will! So sit tight.

Speaking of movies, I can not wait to see Toy Story 3 this weekend. We are taking Ubes for Father's Day. And I just know I am going to cry through the whole movie. Andy's going to college you guys! Can you even believe he's all growed up? I get all verklempt just watching the preview. Jeez, I am tearing up right now. I know. I'm a huge goober. But that's okay because I am cool with it.

Okay I guess that's all for now. I am so flipping tired you guys. Getting up at 5:00 sucks. Big time. But coffee is my new best friend. And my super awesome new work has a cafeteria with 4 choices of coffee, including Hazelnut! And four choices of cream, including Vanilla! Hellz yeah!

Peace out dudes, I am going to bed.


meowmomma... said...

you don't really like cats....?

i'm crushed

Heather said...

You ARE funny!
Can't wait to hear the review of the mystery movie. Have a fantasic weekend!

DevilsHeaven said...

I've said it before, you crack me up!
An office of 3,000??? Oh the stories you are going to have for us! There HAS GOT to be a few NUTS in the group!!

print girl inc said...

oooh interview me!!! me me!!! i tried to email you but well your email isn't findable. of course i didn't search super hard but stills. god you are funny...