Guess who has two weeks off PAID until she starts her new job??
You guessed it. This girl right here. Turned in my notice Friday and they happily showed me the door. Not that I am surprised. I'm just disappointed that they would rather pay me for two weeks, inconvenience their customers and other employees, and be short staffed, than have me be there to finish out. Whatever. They can suck it. I'm just super pissed I didn't get the last word. I hate that.
But the good news is I have two whole weeks to hang with my girlfriends, organize my house and be a domestic diva. My kids' last day at school is Thursday, so I get an entire week home with them before I start my new job. I am psyched.
In other news, my daughter graduated Kindergarten today. I was a mess. I sat there, watching her sing her songs and smile and wave at us and I was so overwhelmed. My baby. The sweet little girl I prayed and prayed for. Time has gone by so quickly.
I mean don't get me wrong, I am happy for my babies. Next year I will have a first grader, a fifth grader, and (gulp) a seventh grader. Seriously. What the eff? How did this happen? It used to be just me and Ubes. Living by the seat of our pants. Going out to dinner and the movies all the time. And now... We have these three amazing little people to love and protect and worry about and laugh with. It's crazy.
And speaking of crazy... Some ten year old little skank asked my Mac out on a date. A date people. She asked him to go to the movies. What is wrong with parents these days? What are they teaching their children? What kind of ten year old girl asks a boy out on a date? I don't know about you guys, but when I was ten I was still playing with dolls. But then again there was Jim Stoddart. I remember thinking he looked like Han Solo. He was so foxy with his Tuff Skins and bowl hair cut. Wonder what ever happened to him??
Never mind. That's not the point. The point is some skanky ten year old asked my baby out on a date. Thankfully he was completely grossed out and politely declined.
"And then what did you do?" I asked him.
"And then I went to the bathroom to throw up, what do you think I did?" he shot back.
Oh Jeez. I am totally looking forward to the next two weeks.