Me: We've been listening to this oldies station at work.
Uberman: Yeah? That sucks.
Me: No, it's actually cool. It's not the same oldies like when we were kids. Now the oldies are Journey, Boston, Billy Joel and post-Beatles Paul McCartney.
Me: I don't know, I've never heard of them.
Ubes: No, Wings is the band Paul McCartney started after the Beatles.
Me: Dude, who cares, we're talking about me here. Anyway. I like it. Except today they played that Bridge Over Troubled Water song and I wanted to kill myself.
Ubes: Simon and Bullwinkle.
Ubes: Never mind, that was supposed to be a joke.
Me: Can we focus here? That song is terrible. And then right after that they played the Time in a Bottle song.
Ubes: Well that's not old, why would they play that?
Me: Are you kidding? That song is way old. And it sucks.
Ubes: But why would they play Christina Aguillera on an oldies station?
Me: Dude. Are you messing with me again?
Ubes: No. Isn't she the one that sings that Time in a Bottle song?
Me: Um, no. That's "Genie in a Bottle." This one is "Time in a Bottle." No mention of genies in the whole song.
Me: Anyhoooooo. (Takes deep breath) I am just thankful they aren't playing the same five songs over and over. Not once did I hear Nickelback, Lady Ga Ga or Justin Beiber.
Ubes: Who's Justin Beaver?