Wednesday, January 27, 2010

Best and Worst

The worst things about working with a bunch of women...

.... Someone will always want to compete with you.
.... Someone will always be worried you are talking about them.
.... Someone will always be talking about you.
.... Someone will always be over evaluating every word that comes out of your mouth.
.... Someone will always be obsessed with American Idol.
.... Someone will always feel left out.
.... Someone will always be offended by something you said or did.
.... Someone will always have better hair than you do.
.... Someone will always drink your Diet Pepsi that was in the fridge with your name clearly marked on it.
.... Someone will always have/love/create more drama than the Lifetime network and every Nicholas Sparks book combined.

The best things about working with a bunch of women....

.... Someone will always notice when you are wearing cute shoes or carrying a new purse.
.... Someone will always have gum.
.... Someone will always want to organize a potluck.
.... Someone will always be crazier than you are.

As you can see, the cons far outweigh the pros. Feel free to add to both lists. Let's see how many we can come up with.


Karen R said...

Worst: One of them will send an e-mail at 10:38 pm wanting to schedule a meeting. One of them will play the martyr - always exhausted from working too hard.

Best: One of them will end up being a good friend that you can go to dinner and a movie with. One of them will repeat a story about their family that will make you appreciate your family.

Travis David Suhr said...

Cons :

....someone will always leave disgusting dirty things in the restroom and pretend that they never did it.
....someone will always be on a diet and try to make you feel bad for enjoying chocolate like a normal person does.
....someone will always hate you. For just being you.
....someone will always get a ridiculous amount of plastic surgery and ridicule every single person who doesn't look like a Barbie doll.

Pros :

....someone will always be the best friend that will listen to you when you just need someone to vent or a shoulder to cry on.

I miss working with you and I miss battling the crazies with you. But I do agree, the cons way way way outweigh the pros.

Kristi said...

Someone will always commisserate with you when the day is shit - and then talk about you later. Double-edged sword sista! xoxo

Charms said...

Worst: Someone will always look good than you.

Best: You can always talk about boys and fashions without really knowing her.

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The Fat Chick said...

PS - you've been tagged!

Mom Taxi Julie said...

Someone will throw you a birthday party when you complain that your husband didn't give you the attention you wanted :)