I went to Super Target on Saturday and when I came out, I had totally forgotten where I parked my car.
Even better, one day earlier in the week I pushed the button on my key fob to unlock my car and it didn't unlock. The battery in the key fob must have died. And for about 30 seconds I was totally panicked about how I was going to get the door unlocked. Sticking the key in the door and manually unlocking it is a concept I have completely forgotten about.
On Thursday I was super pissed that the season premier of Grey's Anatomy was not recording on the TiVo. I was convinced Ubes had stopped it from recording so one of his dumb shows could record instead. And then I realized the season premier is next week.
I am pretty sure I have early signs of dementia.
I haven't put the suitcases away yet and I am still doing laundry from the trip. I am almost thinking it would be easier to just repack everything and go somewhere else.
I am getting a cold. And I just don't have time for a cold right now. I don't have time to be tired and cranky and achey. And I am really mad that this cold couldn't wait for a more convenient time, like when the kids are in college and out of the house.
I have a fever. My ears hurt. My chest is burning. And I just want to go to sleep for about three days and wake up with all my problems magically resolved. Is that too much to ask? Sheesh.