Me: So how was your first day?
Me: Are a lot of your friends in your class?
Mac: Yeah, there's Troy and Eric and Brandon and Sam. They're all cool.
Me: Any hot chicks?
Mac (narrowing his eyes): Um . . . I don't even know how to answer that, Mom.
Mac: Because it's disgusting. And highly inappropriate.
Me: You'll change your mind.
Mac: Well can we discuss it then? Because right now, I'm pretty uncomfortable with this whole conversation.
It's a sad day when you discover your nine year old is more mature than you are...