Here's how my week is going so far....
- Satan got suspended. Good. The principal was very nice and supportive. And Ubes was on his best behavior considering he went in to talk to her ALONE. And I was all sweating and feeling sick that I wasn't there to keep him calm. And I was so afraid I was going to get a call to come bail him out of jail. But nope, he handled it like a pro. But to be honest, I am a little surprised we have not heard from Satan's parents. I am just saying that if the shoe was on the other foot and I was raising an angry, violent, demon child, I would certainly call the other parents and apologize. At least acknowledge that it happened and that I was doing what I could to keep it from happening again. My only hope is that they are just too embarrassed. I sleep better at night believing this is the reason.
- Monday night I managed to obtain a second degree burn on my chin from . . . and I am so embarrassed to tell you this . . . but know that you are my closest and dearest friends and will not judge me . . . ahem . . . pizza cheese. I know, right? What a totally embarrassing injury for the fluffy girl. The only thing worse I guess could have been death by choking on a chicken wing. That is so not the way I want to go out. Can you just hear all the people clucking at the funeral? "I told her she needed to lose some weight and eventually it would damage her health and look what happened. Such a shame. And she had such a pretty face."
- Tomorrow Ubes and I celebrate 15 years of total and legal chaos. If I had to do it all over again, I would still totally pick him instead of all those other guys who begged me.
- Only 107 days until my cruise to Jamaica Mexico! (And I know there are people out there reading this going "Why does she think Jamaica is in Mexico?") I am totally thinking of adding a widget counting down the days. Because I know how much I love it when people keep reminding me of their upcoming awesome kid free vacations!
Peace out Peeps!