So last week our Corporate HQ jumped on the pig flu bandwagon and sent supplies to help us protect ourselves. Although, between you, me and the scale, I could use a good bout of vomiting and diarrhea.
Anyhoo, the package contained antibacterial spray and wipes, latex gloves, hand sanitizer, and . . . safety goggles.
In case someone spits in my eye? I am really not following their thought process with this one. Plus since I am not required to wear a lab coat or operate a table saw, the goggles so totally don't go with my outfits.
And the latex gloves? Well, I am not doing any body cavity searches (yet), so I think I'll pass on these, too.
I am however, thrilled to pieces over the kick ass hand sanitizer. I am pretty sure it's 85 percent acid, 10 percent alcohol and 5 percent artificial color and fragrance. The bad news is, if you use this product and have even the tiniest of paper cuts, it's gonna burn like a bitch. The good news? If you have a raging case of chlamydia, I am pretty sure I have your cure.
Give me a call.