Uberman and I were enjoying a quiet evening at home. Suddenly we hear a slight commotion, followed by a loud cry and then a bunch of muffled I'm sorries - "I'm so sorry, please don't tell mom!!"
No such luck.
Boo comes crying to us in the office. Followed by Mac, who was anxiously trying to explain his version of the story before she could finish.
Boo: Mommy! Mac hit me in the face with a baaaaallllllllllll!!
Mac: It was an accident! I didn't mean to hit her!!
Me: How do you accidentally hit your sister in the face with a ball??
Mac: I was aiming for my brother. And I missed.