I just spent $179.33 at the grocery store. Let's let that soak in for a minute.
And I didn't even buy that much. I did get some beer (for Uberman). And a bottle of wine (for me). Some cookies for the kids. A big block of cheese. I love cheese.
I am pretty sure I have enough stuff to last us through the week. At least I hope so, gee whiz. I did some menu planning this week, so I know what I am making each night and Ubes and I don't have to play that annoying "What do you want for dinner?" game. That game sucks.
I hate planning meals. I love to cook, don't get me wrong. But my family has sucked the joy of cooking right out of me. Picky picky picky.
So I am tooling around the grocery store tonight, going up and down the aisles, checking things out. Yeah, I have some interesting things in my cart. Some beer. Some wine. Some chips. Maybe a bag of marshmallows. I'm not going to lie. And I got some crazy looks. Whatever, Judgy McJudgerson.
So what if I bought some cookies? And some frozen french fries. And maybe a box of fishsticks. Am I looking in your cart and whispering to the other shoppers about your bottled water and how you are contributing to the overflowing landfills and blah blah blah?? No, I'm minding my own business. You should try it.
And so what if my dinner tonight is a bottle of pinot grigio? What's it to you? I skipped lunch and I made bean burritos for the kids so get off my case, okay? I'm not telling you how to live your life, so stuff it. Okay? OKAY??
Gawd. Some people.