Somewhere along the line I started this really bad habit of getting my boys a sandwich from Subway when they have to pack a lunch for a field trip. And somewhere between work and home last night, I completely forgot about Mac's field trip today.
So last night at 8:00, I found myself going to Subway in my pajamas getting the kid his lunch.
Me: Mac, what kind of sandwich do you want?
Mac: The usual.
Me: Salami and pepperoni?
Mac: Yes, with pepper jack cheese.
Me: You want anything else on it?
Mac: Jalapenos, banana peppers and spicy mustard.
Me: Good Lord. I am so glad I am not riding home on that bus with you.
Mac (with a twinkle in his eye): Yeah, those poor people are never gonna know what hit 'em.