Until I realized the following sentences have come out of my mouth in the last 24 hours:
- Stop farting on your brother.
- Don't tell your sister Jello is made of crushed up cow hooves.
- No you can not get a tattoo.
- Stop telling your sister you're going to fart in her bed.
- No you can't have a pet snake. What is the matter with you?
- No we are not getting a Turducken for Thanksgiving dinner, I don't care how much fun it is to say the word.
- I'm sorry you are the last two kids on the planet without a cell phone. Get a job and buy your own.
- No you can not ask Santa for a jacuzzi.
- I have no idea why Daddy giggles every time someone says the number 69.