We just rented The Happening.
I just have one question for Marky Mark. Why? Why, man? Why??
After your Oscar nomination for the Departed. Dude, I thought you were on the up swing. What kind of dirt did M. Night Shamalamadingdong have on you to force you into this film? I'm at a loss here.
Although, I did enjoy the whole speech about the cough syrup. I actually laughed out loud. And that lady who used to be the mom on Eight is Enough? Scary. Really scary. Freaked me out. That's why I am blogging right now. At 11:14 PM in the evening. Because Uberman has to do something online with his fantasy league team or whatever, so I am sitting in the office with him because I am too scared to go downstairs to our bedroom by myself. So I am waiting it out. Even though I want to go to bed. Because I am tired and I am getting a cold and I don't feel well. But no flipping way am I going downstairs by myself. Too scary. All because of Eight is Enough lady. That woman scared the crap out of me and now I am going to have nightmares.
Maybe I will be less scared if I try to remember the names of all the kids on Eight is Enough. Let's see.... Well there was Nicholas, of course. And Tommy. Mary, David, Elizabeth. Nancy.... Joanie?? Was there a Joanie? And one more... Who am I forgetting?? Susan!! Yes, Susan! Is that right? Did I get all of them? I am so awesome.
And maybe a little drunk on Nyquil? Is it obvious?
Whatever. Don't rent The Happening. Because it's really dumb. And Marky Mark is not good in it. And Zooey Deschanel is even worse. I liked her much better in Elf. And it had the scary Eight is Enough step mom lady. Oh jeez. Now I am scared again. Gah!!