Me: Me. I love Tim McGraw.
He: Since when?
Me: Since always. I like it. I love it. I want some more of it. Where have you been?
He: Well that sucks. Now iTunes thinks I like country.
Me: So? What do you care what iTunes thinks?
He: What the hell? Why does iTunes think I would like Cheetah Girls songs?
He: iTunes. It thinks I would be interested in Cheetah Girls songs!
He (reading): "Uberman, based on your previous purchases we thought you might also enjoy the sound track - Cheetah Girls: One World." (Turns to stare at me.)
He (Glares at me. Turns back to computer to glance through the list of previous purchases): Who is downloading the soundtrack to Camp Rock?
Me: Oh, that would be me.
He: (Exasperated) Why?
Me: For Boo. She wanted it.
He: Who is Drake Bell?
Me: You know, from Drake and Josh.
He: No. I don't know.
Me: Yeah you do. That show. On Nickelodeon. They're brothers. Or step brothers?? I don't really know. And I don't know which one of them belongs to the mom or the dad or the sister. Whatever. But I am pretty sure Josh had gastric bypass because have you seen him lately? He's totally skinny now. And kind of cute.
Me: So yeah. Um, that's who Drake is.
He: He sings?
Me: Yeah, all the kids on those shows sing. Miley, Selena, Ashley, Miranda, Drake. They all sing.
He: Why are we downloading his songs?
Me: Oh, Mac wanted it.
He: Uh-huh. And what about the Jonas Brothers?
Me (blushing): Oh, that was for me. (Smile)
He: (Sighing, shaking head) And the soundtrack to High School Musical one and two?
Me: For Boo.
He (turning back to computer): Oh. My. God. It's also suggesting the soundtrack for Hairspray. (Puts head in hands.)
Me: Ooooh, I hear that's pretty good. (Singing, stretching arms wide) Good morning Baltimooooooooooorrrrre!He: Great. iTunes thinks I'm gay.
Me (rolling eyes, shaking head): Noooo. At the very most it thinks you're confused.
Uberman: (Narrows eyes, stares at me)