Someone recently found my blog by using the search words "Queen April at April's Reign." Isn't that awesome? I am royally famous.
Or so I thought. Until I saw that someone else found my blog by searching "Diarrhea and cottage cheese poops." Um... What's up with that?
"Pantyhose catastrophes" I can understand. But stomach illness? I think I'm a little offended.
Not as offended as I was about the person who found my blog by searching "Zane Lamprey Douchebag." Lookie here Dude. Don't hate Zane. He's The Man. You wish you were Zane, okay? So hit the road. You are not welcome at this blog anymore.
I still occasionally get a few stragglers searching "Want some fries with that shake."
But my favorite of all time was from yesterday.
"Hot MILF Bloggers."
And there you have it, my friends. It's been officially declared. And we all know Google does not tell lies. Of course I would prefer it if people found me because of my thought provoking content and not my stunning hotness, but whatever. Hey you! Eyes up here.
Sigh. Now I know how Pamela Anderson must feel.