I'm taking a poll.
How many of you sort the laundry and find those little bundled up balls of dirty socks? And how many times have you asked your rotten children to not throw the dirty sock balls in the hamper? How many times have you showed them how to un-bundle the sock balls while explaining how they will not get clean if they are washed like that and how you do not have the time to stand in front of the washer all night un-bundling dirty sock balls?? And how many times have you found the dirty sock balls late at night anyway and had to fight every impulse within your being to not rip your sleeping babies out of their cozy slumber and pelt them in the head with the dirty sock balls?
And how many of you are laughing because I said balls so many times? Focus people! I'm in crisis mode here.
And if your kids do their own laundry or your husband does all the laundry or you have no idea what a dirty sock ball is.... GO AWAY!